Friday, September 10, 2010

Armed Robbery

I got a email today from the UMKC Campus Safety Patrol about a recent incident close to campus.  Here is the text from the notice.


"The Rockhurst University Dispatch notified the University of Missouri-Kansas City Police Department of the armed robbery of a UMKC student at approximately 7:30 p.m., Thursday, Sept. 9. The student – who was unharmed – was at the bus stop at 51st and Troost when approached. After the robbery, the two suspects left the area eastbound on 51st Street.  Only one suspect had a handgun."


That's right, only one suspect had a handgun.  Sweet Jesus then, I feel so much safer than if they both had guns because we all know, one gun can't hurt you.



Finally, these descriptions are provide a narrowing focus that eliminates everyone but nearly all of the male population in America.

  • Suspect 1: Male; approximately 5’11” in height; thin build with hair in a ponytail; wearing a black shirt, blue jeans and black shoes.
  • Suspect 2: Male; 5’11” in height; thin build with hair in dreads; wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans.
 With these clues it's only a matter of time until this case is cracked wide open or more likely never solved.

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